High in his dark Upper East Side apartment, Andy Clifford
stared down on a lively Thursday night; people buzzing to
the bars below, taxicabs flying up and down the avenues, even
the warm, late April weather was festive. But Andy was unmoved
by it all. His employer, Telecommando Incorporated, had announced
massive job cuts after the market's closing bell that evening.
Andy feared that his promising marketing career at the firm
was coming to an abrupt end. He was alone at his apartment,
but he had company: a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of chilled
vodka.
Andy raised the bottle to his mouth. "The bastards, they
always get rid of people on Fridays." He lit a cigarette.
"Why fucking me?"
Just yesterday, Telecommando was going places. The once sleepy
manufacturer of employee time cards, of all things, had spectacularly
transformed itself into a worldwide telecom colossus. The
Newark-based outfit's phones were sleek, and they ran on a
sexy technology - the mobile internet - that aroused investors'
desires. Telecommando's stock was the darling on the Street,
and the firm was the leading mobile internet player, but there
was just one problem: the mobile internet didn't really work.
The profits disappeared and the shares tanked. Now came the
layoffs, and the thought of them made Andy hang his head.
New York City felt like the loneliest place in the world.
Andy's girlfriend was out of town for a pharmaceutical conference,
and Kelly had no idea of his misfortune. For the third time
in the past hour Andy considered calling Kelly, but when he
envisioned the ensuing conversation he became sick to his
stomach. Kelly would profess sympathy and understanding, but
regardless of what was said Andy would still be without a
job, and Kelly wouldn't be able to help him. He wanted to
hear her supportive words, but decided to keep it to himself.
Andy stared at the ground, twenty-two floors beneath, reached
for the bottle of vodka, then dropped his cigarette out the
open window and watched it fall. Red sparks flew as it hit
a tree below. Andy exhaled heavily. He lifted the bottle to
his mouth again and grimaced. The bottle was placed on the
ledge and his body was slumped at the open window. Andy closed
his eyes. He lost track of time when he felt a rush of blood
to his head, then panicked when he heard the faint sound of
keys rattling. He turned towards the front door and froze.
The door was opened and light from the hallway illuminated
the dark apartment. The shadow of a tall and relatively thin
man revealed itself. A cloud of cigarette smoke engulfed his
silhouette. The man had long hair and in his right hand clutched
a peculiar object, which had the appearance of a small suitcase.
He turned on the lights inside the apartment, and Andy, still
standing by the open window, covered his eyes.
"Nico?" said Andy, squinting. "What are you
doing here?"
"Well, well, well," grinned Nico Gressens, his smile
revealing a set of fake teeth from the night in Georgia a
year and a half ago. The Dutchman had let his hair grow out,
he wore jeans and an orange shirt; a cigarette rested between
his lips. Nico scratched his fingers on his chin, where several
large scars were visible. Large headphones were wrapped around
his neck, and the wire from the headphones was connected to
the strange object that he was carrying. He quickly glanced
at the open window, the bottle of vodka, the full ashtray.
"I see my roommate's got the blues 'cause he might get
fired tomorrow," he said.
"Laid-off," Andy snapped back. "There's a big
difference!"
"Are you alone?" Nico said as he threw his keys
onto the coffee table. He peeped through his roommate's bedroom
door. "Where's that naked Kelly hiding? Is she back from
California? Are you sure you want me sticking around tonight?"
"I didn't expect you to get back this early." Andy
turned his back on Nico and lit another cigarette in front
of the open window. "Back before 6AM without a girl under
your arm is not part of your crazy DJ routine. What happened?"
"The cinnamon girl I was raving about called it quits
tonight," Nico shrugged. He blew smoke rings and watched
them dance their way to the ceiling. "Didn't feel like
deejaying at the joint, so I packed-up my turntable, wished
the party people goodnight, and came here to see how my old
friend is holding up." He extinguished his cigarette.
"I read your company's earnings release on the web."
"Your old friend ought to stop drinking and update his
resume. Twenty-five thousand people will be out of work tomorrow.
There's a rumor that my entire division will be terminated.
I'll probably be one of the cuts. It all just makes me feel
. . . I don't know, like a fucking loser."
"The loser today is the winner tomorrow," said Nico
as he mixed vodka and orange juice in two tall glasses full
of ice cubes. "My friend Andreas, the American Dream
is alive and well. Look at me - be prepared to switch many
careers in your lifetime. Yesterday I was a banker, today
a DJ, tomorrow a dishwasher, then a cook, perhaps a pimp,
always a salesman, and for all I know I could end up as a
garbage man, but I won't live an ordinary quiet life."
Nico passed one of the drinks to his roommate and raised his
glass. "If you're not being appreciated at the office,
just walk out of there. I left Bankers Price for a dream and
a turntable and I'm a happier man for it, never mind that
a fine woman broke my heart tonight. Now, here's to all the
ladies - love is on its way."
"Cheers to globalization. In this recession, only companies
in India and China are hiring. There's a pink-slip with my
name on it and I don't have another job to go to. I'll return
the corporate credit card, the laptop, the cellphone. So much
for MBA today, CEO tomorrow. The corporate guillotine is ready
for my head. You were there with me, we learned lots of things
at Harvard," Andy said as he emptied his glass in one
try, "but surviving a layoff was not one of them."
He pointed to the bottle. "Pour me another drink, man."
"Andy, your life can change in an instant, and when the
well is dry you'll know the worth of the water. Enjoy your
life; there's much more to it than jobs and careers."
"Easy for you to say. You cashed-in your fat stock portfolio
as soon as you walked out of the hospital a year and a half
ago and had the money to do whatever you please. Now you're
a white European with a turntable playing chaos music."
"It's called house music."
"Same shit. I have debts, zero savings, student loans
and I pay a Manhattan rent. I'm a black man from Alabama in
corporate America, working hard, trying to get ahead, and
tomorrow it'll be all over. It's a bear market, damn it, what
am I supposed to do?"
"You should be dancing with the bears." Nico approached
the strange suitcase with the headphones. "You can just
sit there, be drunk and miserable, or you can get down and
set yourself free. I've got your back, I'll spin a little
something for you, my dear friend." Nico unlocked the
suitcase and a high-tech turntable, with the side marking
Made in Japan, revealed itself inside. He connected the turntable
to a pair of speakers and donned his headphones.
"What happened to the bright Andy that I know? Fuck these
layoffs! As long as you're alive you can make things happen.
Here's a tight Louis Armstrong remix for your ears. It's called
West End Blues - the Upper East Side mix. Thank goodness for
Louis. He'll make us feel all right. You know, when I was
in the hospital in Atlanta, when I thought I would die, I
was hoping that-when I did-Louis Armstrong would play for
me. I'd only ask for four things in heaven: extra virgin olive
oil, the Wall Street Journal, Louis Armstrong and me."
"What about the ladies?" asked Andy.
"Trust me," replied Nico, "where there's music,
food, and money to be made, the ladies will be." Nico
swiftly armed the turntable with a disc and pushed play. Instantly,
a horn began a swinging jazz rhythm and the Dutchman clapped
his hands along. Then he began twisting and turning knobs
on the turntable until the jazz meshed with a soulful electronic
beat. Louis Armstrong began another solo, this time with his
voice, in a scat singing improvisation that blended nicely
with the heavy hitting rhythm. Nico's eyes lit up as he threw
a deep and pulsating bassline into the loop. He accelerated
the beats and the smoky apartment began to buzz.
"Now who's in the house tonight?" shouted Nico.
"My friend Andreas, are we ready to party? Put your drink
down, put your smoke down and get down on this dance floor.
Ya hear me? Relax your mind, let the positive vibrations get
inside you. Move your feet and don't give a damn. Do your
thang. Show you got soul, brother, let the music heal and
be your friend."
Nico leveled the vibes on the turntable, put his headphones
down and closed his eyes. He snapped his fingers to the beat
and improvised along with Louis Armstrong's voice. A smile
crossed his face as he let the funky music move him. He let
all the devils out of the cage as he began to shake. Nico
created his own dance floor in the tiny living room and the
dazed Andy realized he had a lot of catching up to do. Nico
waved his hands in the air and urged his roommate to join
him. A swig of the bottle later, Andy did just that. It was
a strange sight. The end of civilization.
"Can you feel it?" yelled Nico. "You got it,
my man!" The Dutch DJ was oblivious to anything around
him. Andy tapped his feet and clapped his hands, but played
babysitter. He worried that Nico would slip and fall, perhaps
even through the open window, and was relieved when the remix
finally came to an end. Nico, however, effortlessly eased
into another song and encouraged Andy to keep on dancing,
which became easier with every drop of alcohol. The two roommates
moved to the beat and the bottle was passed frequently between
them. Eventually Andy became so intoxicated that he danced
more wildly than Nico. He took a drag off his cigarette and
even sang along with Nico to some of the vocal tracks. Thoughts
of layoffs were the farthest from his mind.
"Sweet, sweet music," smiled Andy. "Keep it
playin', my deejay."
Nico high-fived his roommate on the improvised dance floor.
Both men were gripped by the sounds that kept streaming from
the turntable. A pack of cigarettes later the vodka was finished.
Andy collapsed on the couch, longing for his bed. Nico, who
had a hard time sleeping at night ever since he had started
working as a nightshift DJ, tried to convince Andy that he
should call in sick and keep on partying.
"You might be fired tomorrow anyway," joked Nico.
"As for me, it's too late to be looking for another love,
so, why don't we switch to wine?"
"I have a big day ahead," nodded Andy. "Just
swear you'll wake me up in the morning."
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